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Barn Runner 5: The Forever Friday

Adult Mode Patch
(10 Kilobytes)

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas has proven that hype generates sales and TackyWorld needs that kind of media exposure! In order to make the upcoming Barn Runner: The Forever Friday rife with the sort of controversy that will guarantee higher downloads, TWI is pre-releasing this patch. Just slap this baby in your various Forever Friday directories and you can unlock the adult content hidden in the game! But don't say we didn't warn you!

This patch will unlock adult content hidden in every chapter of The Forever Friday (except part four) but DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT because nobody wants you to see adult content! Especially the sort of content this patch unlocks. Be warned, if you install this patch, you'll be exposed to all those terrible adult things your parents are trying to shield you from! Feel like being late for work because you were stuck in traffic for half an hour? Well, most games never show that sort of thing but with this patch, you'll experience it! Can you even begin to comprehend how utterly boring it is to spend your day off doing your taxes and desperately trying to find one more deduction to lessen your payment to those blood suckers in the IRS? Well, if you download this patch, you'll know that horror! Want to spend a day in traffic court fighting a bogus ticket? Now you can! Think you may have fallen arches? Then spend the day in the doctor's office waiting to find out! And let's hope the co-pay doesn't require you to clean out your meager checking account!

There's more to being an adult than no-stings-attached sex, kids. And this patch will unlock the entire, boring adult experience! For the love of God, DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS PATCH! It might give you an ulcer... or even male pattern baldness!

The "Read Me" file is here, if you need specifics.

NOTICE

As the Forever Friday nears completion, I'm using the latest build of Adventure Game Studio to make sure it works with newer computers. However, AGS has slightly changed the way it handles room files.
If you downloaded this patch prior to July 1, 2007, the file it contains, "intro.crm" must be renamed to "room0.crm" in order for the Forver Friday to unlock the adult content.
As a bonus, however, the patch can now be applied to ALL chapters of The Forever Friday (except part four) to unlock even more burdensome, grown-up content! It's like taking on a second mortgage!

UPDATE

I received an e-mail from longtime Barn Runner fan FruityOatyGirl regarding this patch. She wanted to make sure that what it unlocked was going to be at least as funny as it was offensive ("like South Park or something" -- high praise indeed!). For those who share similar concerns, this patch isn't anything like the infamous "Hot Coffee" hack from Grand Theft Auto. It won't turn the Barn Runner world into some sort of seedy virtual sex simulator. At best, it adds some funny but risque jokes back into the mix, and at worst, it restores some mild nudity which totally fit the original scene(s), but was edited out just in case some people have a problem with the human body. I have no problem with sight gags or jokes involving stuff like that, but I know not everyone has the same tastes. If you're still on the fence about it, take at look at this picture, which shows Dr. Noriko as she appears in the dream sequence from chapter one, both in her original form and in the version used by the Adult Patch. As you can see, it's pretty mild stuff (for the most part) So decide for yourself.

Download in RAR Format
(10 Kilobytes)

(This game is compressed with WinRar. If you don't have that utility, click HERE to get a free program to unpack it.)

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