Hidden Adult Content patch for

Barn Runner: The Forever Friday
(C) Tacky World Interactive Games, 2008

by Scott LeGere
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Hey kids! Do you like adult themes hidden in your games? Sure you do!
And here at TWI, we understand that! We know parents want to keep you
safe from learning about grown-up stuff before you're ready but we
know you don't care about crap like that!

But, please, for your parent's sake, DO NOT INSTALL THIS PATCH!
It will expose you to adult experiences in the world of Barn Runner.
But you may not be ready for what we're going to show you...

Things like sitting in traffic because you've caught every damn light
red and now you're late for work. And get ready for wild weekends
because now you'll have to work Saturday! Feel the harsh reality as
our hero stumbles around his crappy apartment (because he can't afford
a real house on his salary and wishes his mom would shut up about it),
looking for his keys and wondering why the damned coffee maker won't 
hurry up and perk him up a cup of joe.

Every terrible thing your parents are trying to shield you from is in
here!

Well... there's probably no sex because who has time to meet people when
you have to work so damn much overtime just to make ends meet?!

So unless you want to be forced to do your taxes and get screwed almost
every single you grab lunch at the drive through, DON"T INSTALL THIS
PATCH!

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To use this patch, just unpack this bundle and place the file
"intro.crm" in the same directory as any of the Forever Friday games. 
(Except Part 4 -- that chapter was made with a different engine and 
this patch will have no effect on that game). NOTICE: DO NOT
place the file in any subdirectory or folder, even one that was 
created by your computer when you unpacked it from the archive.

This patch will cause conflicts with ANY saved games and you must start a
new game in order to make use of the unlocked content.

This file is guarenteed to work with verion 0.3(BETA) through 1.0 but
any later releases of The Forever Friday may or may not be supported.